Tom Brady might be a champion on the field, but it sounds like he fumbled the bag with his Netflix roast! His ex-wife, Gisele Bündchen, is reportedly not feeling the jokes about their breakup, especially the ones that target her new relationship. Ouch!
Gisele Not Here for the Jokes
According to a source, Gisele is “deeply disappointed” by the whole roast. She’s especially worried about how it might affect their kids. While Gisele’s been busy doing good deeds in her home country of Brazil, which is facing a devastating flood, jokesters on the roast were busy poking fun at her personal life. Not cool, dudes.
The Comics Take Aim
The roast, titled “The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady,” didn’t hold back when it came to Brady’s split with Gisele. Comics like Kevin Hart and Nikki Glaser went in hard, making jokes about Gisele’s new boyfriend, jujitsu instructor Joaquim Valente.
Here's 2 minutes of Tony Hinchcliffe jokes from the Tom Brady Roast on Netflix tonight. He absolutely murdered. pic.twitter.com/xJbYS3xk8z
— Roberto Shenanigans (@Rob_Shenanigans) May 6, 2024
This roast of Tom Brady is more important than people realize. There wasn’t one ounce of political correctness in this entire deal. For this to be all transpiring on Netflix is a sign that the dam is breaking. pic.twitter.com/MNopfTeelP
— Jason Whitlock (@WhitlockJason) May 7, 2024
Dana White was pissed Netflix only gave him one minute to roast Tom Brady 😭
“You guys gave me 60 seconds? My name is Dana! Is that not trans enough for you liberal f*cks?” pic.twitter.com/rSJEBPSyci
— Happy Punch (@HappyPunch) May 6, 2024
Hart threw some serious shade:
- “Gisele gave you an ultimatum… She said you have to retire or you’re done… But when you have a chance to go 8-9 and all it will cost you is your wife and your kids, you gotta do what the f**k you gotta do.”
- “[Gisele] came as Antonio Brown’s plus one.” (Antonio Brown is known for his off-field antics)
- “You know who also f**ked their coach? Gisele… Eight karate classes a day and she’s still a white belt.” (Ouch!)
It wasn’t just Hart. Nikki Glaser chimed in too:
- “Tom Brady: … You have seven rings — well, eight, now that Gisele gave hers back.”
Even Tom’s former teammate got in on the action:
- Julian Edelman roasted Brady by calling him “Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex-girlfriend’s ex-husband.” (Ouch again!)
Brady Took it in Stride (Mostly)
To his credit, Tom Brady seemed to take the jokes in stride before the roast. He compared it to a football game and said he was prepared for the trash talk. Hopefully, he can keep that same energy after watching the actual roast!
Will Gisele address the jokes publicly? Will this cause more drama between her and Tom? We’ll have to wait and see! But one thing’s for sure: this roast is definitely living up to its name – it’s BURNING!
