Me checking my portfolio when I wake up to go to the toilet at 4am
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Me checking my portfolio when I wake up to go to the toilet at 4am
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I have installed an alarm to ring whenever the price dumps 10% to remind me of my bad financial decisions in the middle of my sleep.
Keep buying. They need more pump for the next dump!
Gotta check the pump when you’re taking your morning dump 
How much did you drink 🤔
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Perfect, I was looking for a new Tinder profile pic
Me going to the toilet when I wake up to check my portfolio at 4am
Imagine being a normal person an actually sleeping at 4 am
Is it bad that I recognize myself in this???
*sees shitcoin portfolio headed south
Yeah, why not getting some extra anxiety in 4am
💯
I usually wake up to go toilet and feed the kitten at 5 am. Now this time is also for checking the portfolio and sometimes ill lay there till 7am watching it lol. Saw Cardano jumping the other morning and went in 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
Too much Hopium
It’s a blood bathroom
Walking up and looking at the phone works better than any coffee
This was me, twice last night
Same
Every single time.
Also what movie is this from? That´s a fucked up looking SpongeBob, I am really curious lol.
lol
7th rule: don’t check your portfolio in the morning just after you wake up! Health is first priority.
Actually I was always wondering, why people always check their portfolio? Is it because they invested A LOT of money or what is the deal here? 😁
We love the “your portfolio has fallen by x%” notifications at 3:30am 🤣
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