Buckingham Palace is in a tizzy after Rebel Wilson’s explosive memoir, Rebel Rising, dropped a bombshell about a wild party with a certain royal.
The hilarious actress claims she was lured to a “medieval-themed” bash in 2014 by a “fifteenth or twentieth in line to the British throne.” Intriguing, right? But buckle up, because things get wilder than a royal corgi after a state dinner.
Apparently, the invite came through a tech billionaire buddy of the royal, with a not-so-subtle request for “more girls.” Wilson, ever the trooper, showed up in a “buxom damsel outfit” (cone hat included!), ready to mingle.
The party sounds like something straight out of a fever dream: jousting knights, mermaid pool dwellers, and a sprawling estate for guests to, ahem, “rest” after the festivities. ♀️
Then came the real shocker: Wilson witnesses someone offering a suspicious “candy” tray. Upon closer inspection, it’s revealed to be… MDMA, also known as ecstasy! And get this – the screenwriter she was chatting with casually mentions these “candies” fuel the orgies that apparently erupt “at these things about this time.”
Needless to say, the penny dropped for Wilson. The royal’s comment about needing “more girls” suddenly made horrifying sense. This wasn’t your average prince-charming meet-cute; it was a full-blown invitation to a royal rumble! ♀️
Wilson, ever the quick wit, hightailed it out of there faster than you can say “coronation carriage.” But the internet, of course, is having a field day trying to identify the mystery royal.
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The clues are slim: fifteenth or twentieth in line narrows it down to a select few, but some speculate Wilson might be keeping things deliberately vague. The culprit also needs to have a penchant for partying in the US, which opens the door to a whole mess of Windsor cousins.
Will the truth ever come out? Will the Queen revoke someone’s royal card? Stay tuned, folks, because this is one palace drama we can’t wait to see unfold! ☕️
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