Robert Card, Maine GOP Chair, Claims to Be a Shape-Shifting Reptilian

In a bizarre and disturbing turn of events, Robert Card, the chair of the Maine Republican Party, has claimed to be a shape-shifting reptilian.

Card made the claim during a recent interview on a local radio show. He said that he is a member of a race of reptilians who have been ruling the world for centuries. He also said that he can change his shape into a human or a reptile at will.

Card’s claims have been met with widespread ridicule and disbelief. Many people have accused him of being crazy or of trying to get attention. However, Card has insisted that his claims are true.

“I am not crazy,” Card said in a statement. “I am telling you the truth. I am a shape-shifting reptilian, and I am here to warn you about the dangers that we face.”

Card’s claims are particularly concerning because of his position as the chair of the Maine Republican Party. He is one of the most powerful Republicans in the state, and his claims could have a negative impact on the party.

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• Robert Card, the chair of the Maine Republican Party, has claimed to be a shape-shifting reptilian.
• Card made the claim during a recent interview on a local radio show.
• Card’s claims have been met with widespread ridicule and disbelief.
• Many people have accused him of being crazy or of trying to get attention.
• However, Card has insisted that his claims are true.
• Card’s claims are particularly concerning because of his position as the chair of the Maine Republican Party. He is one of the most powerful Republicans in the state, and his claims could have a negative impact on the party.

Insiders say that Card’s claims have embarrassed and alienated many Republicans, and that he may be forced to resign from his position as chair of the party.

It remains to be seen whether Card will face any consequences for his claims, but one thing is for sure: they have further damaged the reputation of the Republican Party.